On the anniversary of your death,
I coughed up a toad as squat
as a whoopee cushion. It silently hopped
over to your favourite armchair,
thumbed through the pages
of The Times with its fishing reel
tongue (an impressive feat, I'll admit),
and sipped on the quiet pond
of a cup of warm Darjeeling.
The toad said nothing when asked
of its whereabouts all these years.
The toad declined to answer
questions concerning its behaviour.
The toad's eyes were as blank
as a switched off television set.
Before it hopped out of the front door,
I could've sworn there was a man's shadow
tangled in its own, as if caught
in some unnatural current.